Meal Machine OS


7 Days to Feed Your Family For Life

Meal Machine is THE OPERATING SYSTEM to help you make deliciously simple meals every day for you and your family.

This is the exact blueprint I use to feed my family with ease and confidence.

Let's Get Cookin'

The 80/20 of Cooking For Dads

Cooking is the most high-leveraged skill you can possess. It's not only good for you but also a great way to help lead your family.

But making sense of how to plan, shop and cook is difficult.

Cooking for you and your family is simple. You just need to learn a few key principles and everything else will flow from there. (You can also ignore 80% of the crap that cookbooks, blogs and YouTubers teach you).

I've been a pro home cook for 21 years and have made thousands of meals for friends, family, loved ones, parties and more.

I know exactly how to simplify the process of cooking as a busy dad to get the best meals, fast. This course is where I share it all.

Learn How To Cook Like a Boss In The Time It Takes To Watch Dumb and Dumber

Could you spend countless hours watching YouTube videos, read hundreds of cookbooks and food blogs, fly around the world to taste different cuisine, be on the phone for hours with grandmas and aunties to learn their favorite recipe?


Do you need to?


Cooking can take you down a lot of rabbit holes that will waste your time and make your more frustrated than when you started.

I'm busy (and a little lazy). I want systems and frameworks so I can quickly make decisions and make meals in a flash.

I will show you how to do this in the program.

And since this is a self-paced course, you can work through the pieces you need now, and come back for more whenever you're ready.

What will you learn?

  • Meal planning
  • Smart shopping
  • Cook a week's worth of meals in under 2 hrs per week with no stress
  • How to turn dinner time into new memories
  • How to master a 4-part cooking strategy every dad needs to know. No fancy tools, no big messes!
  • My best practices for keeping a well-stocked pantry, so you're never starting from scratch.

The Meal Machine Curriculum

Part 1 - Introduction Meal Machine and your Instructor

Introduction to the Meal Machine Operating System and your instructor (me!) Mister Branzino. We'll talk about mindset for how to become a dad cook, why cooking matters more than ever and what it'll do to transform your family

Part 2 - Meal Machine OS in detail

We'll go over the Meal Machine OS in detail. Get strategies and frameworks to help you cook more efficiently.

Part 3 - Meal Machine in Practice

We'll run through an entire week's worth of meals so you can cook-along with me and see how quickly you can turn a few ingredients into delicious meals.

Part 4 - BONUS

  • What are some of the most essential tools you need? How to stock a pantry?
  • We talk about how to deal with picky eaters.
  • Learn how to throw a dinner party and how to lead your family from the kitchen.

Got questions? I've got answers

Do I need to know how to cook to become a Meal Machine?

While knowing the basics of cooking does help, this course is self-paced and is approachable for any level of cook. If there's a concept you don't understand email me at and I can help you figure out how to master that technique.

Is this course exclusively for dads?

While not exclusive, this course does touch on topics only dads would get. You are encouraged to buy even if you're not a dad. You're going to get a ton from this course.

Why take this course vs figuring out cooking myself?

You could definitely go figure this out yourself spending countless hours with a ton of patience on YouTube, reading tons of cookbooks, listening to podcasts and more. But this is my minimalist framework for kitchen results that I've refined over the last 20+ years and thousands of meals served to my family and friends. So it'll save you quite a bit of time.

How long will this take?

I promise that this shouldn't take more than an 60 minutes of your time to go through this course. This small investment of time will get you in the kitchen cooking in no time.

What if I don't like this? Can I get a refund?
Yes, no questions asked. Just shoot me an email to

7 Days for $7

Meal Machine OS is the cost of a couple tacos. You're going to learn the exact operating system I use to make deliciously simple meals each and every day so you can feed your family for life. Get it now before the price goes up.

Let's Get Cookin'

Some words from Mister Branzino

You want to take back control of the how your family eats. You want to protect your kids from unhealthy food.

I get it. I'm a dad and know how much chaos and stress cooking adds to our already busy lives.

This is why I developed Meal Machine. I want share with you my 21 years of being a home cook and a DadCook so you can bring more order to the kitchen and less stress to your relationship.

Why me? I grew up in the food industry, I've had food pop-ups, I've cooked thousands among thousands of meals for friends, family and now my little family. I know how to cook in such a way that's easy, fun and makes people want to go back for seconds.

I want this for you.

- Mister Branzino

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